In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar
what year is it
snapchats from agent maria hill
I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
'Now, Watson,' said Holmes, rubbing his hands,'we have half an hour to ourselves. Let us make good use of it.'The Sign of Four (via gaydeductions)
The first song of Pax AM makes more sense now, though.
The king is dead (long live the king)
They killed Xibalba in Save Rock and Roll in the battle and he was the king
I’m just a notch in your bedpost but you’re just a line in a song.
"And all of a sudden there was boobs": YBC commentary [x]